Makenai

Ike arrived at the cafeteria after a long battle against Pikachu (who knew an adorable little rat can be a pain to bring down? The things you find in the mansion...), expecting to see his psycho half waiting for him with a huge plate of meat for him with Pit, Link, Marth, and Fallen Pit staring in bewilderment at the dish while Roy tries to steal some...the usual scenery Ike finds whenever he arrives the cafeteria late (which is rare).

But to his surprise, he finds Link, Marth, and Roy sitting alone in the seven-seating table and there was a stage in the corner of the cafeteria. He wasn't expecting this...Where's Pit? Where's Psycho Ike? Where's Fallen Pit? He went up curiously at the three swordsmen.

“Wow, Ike!” Link exclaimed, “Coming to this table without meat! Who are you?! Does Ike have third self?”

“Very funny,” Ike said sarcastically, unmoved by the Hylian's joke, “Where's Pit and our two evil selves?”

Each of the three shrugged. The mercenary sighs, not knowing if he should wait or go look for them. Once he looked over where the food is served in the counter, however, he figured he could take some meat and wait. With that, he leaves the other three alone.

Meanwhile, Link leans into his two friends, “Guys, now that I think of it, I haven't seen Zelda or Peach anywhere.”

“I saw them building that stage this morning. I thought you knew.” Marth replied. The blond shrugs.

-

Psycho Ike and Fallen Pit stared in shock in front of them. They looked at each other for a brief moment and then back at what (or who) they stared at originally.

“We made him dress like this once before,” Peach snapped the two back to reality, “and some of the other guys, too.”

“You guys have got to be more evil than us!” The red-eyed mercenary piped up, resuming to stare at the princesses' creation.

“Thanks!” Zelda said proudly.

“Can you two please stop staring?!” Pit yelled out to the evil halves red-faced, “How did I get myself into this...?”

“Simple,” Peach smiled gently, which scared Pit slightly, “You wanted to surprise Ike, so you went to us. Then we gave you the lyrics to go over first. After that, it just went downhill from there.” The angel groaned.

“Wait, you guys forgot something.” Fallen Pit went to his normal half and wrapped something around his neck. Pit looked at him in a confused manner; he couldn't see what his fallen wrapped around his neck because he was putting it on him from behind, and he can't see what's on his neck. There's no mirror in the area, to Pit's dismay.

“Oh god, that's perfect!” Peach exclaimed to the black-winged angel.

“Girls, Ike is there!” Samus went backstage to inform them.

“Great!” said Zelda, “Samus, cue the lights. Peach, help me push Pit out.”

“Sure thing!” Samus leaves.

“No problem!”

“No!” Pit's struggles fails. All what the evil halves did was looking in amusement.

“Do you want to make Ike happy or not?” Zelda asked, keeping a firm grip on the brunette's arm.

“Yeah!”

“Then sing! It may be embarrassing, but trust us. It'll be worth it in the end.”

“I guess...”

“Zelda, now! The lights are off!”

“Ack!”

-

“Hey, who turned off the lights?!” Roy piped up. Suddenly, they can hear slow music from the speakers, “Ahh! Soft, girly music! Save me, Marth!” the red-head clings to the prince while words came out from the song.

Kanashimiga ima Sailor Smile
Kisekiwookosuno Sailor Wing
Daredattekagayakuhoshiwomotsu
Makenai!

At that moment, the spotlight, which came from who knows where, was shone on stage and confetti was thrown everywhere. The spotlight revealed Pit's winged back, but one can tell he's wearing an Eternal Sailor Moon attire and glitter sparkled from his hair and wings. He spun around to the audience, which unveiled even more stuff to everyone; his face was also glittered, and he had a collar around his neck that says “Ike's uke”. He was using a fake scepter, that looks like the Eternal Sailor Moon weapon, as a microphone.

Ashitae Sailor Eeru
Zettai! Tsukamaeru! Sailor Star
Konochikai todoke gingamade!

“Umm...Ike?” Link shook Ike's arm while Pit was singing a long note. The mercenary was too into his meat-coated dish to even notice the lights were out and that the only source of light was the spotlight on stage.

The bluenette looks up at the blond, mouth full of chicken, “Yeah?”

“Look at the stage!” The mercenary looks up and froze.

Anatagakietasonotokikara
Sagashitsudzukerutabigahajimatta

Ike dropped his jaw, leaving a mess of chewed meat fall all over his plate. Marth looked disgusted.

Kibandachizuniva sutenshiru no tenshinoe
Yubisasu saki wa daaku na koroseumu ga matteru

It wasn't just the fact that Pit has a leotard with a colorful skirt and the collar with his name on that leaves him like this. It's the fact the brunette angel is singing exactly like the singer of the song. Exactly like her! Who knew Pit could sing a song in Japanese, especially if the song is sang by a female, so well?!

Furueru mune niwa anohino himitsu no kisu

The angel winked at Ike before continuing.

Donnani-!

The next thing he knew, Pit sees the bluenette running out of his seat, towards the stage, tossing the him over his shoulder, and flees the cafeteria, towards their dorm. Everyone stared while Fallen Pit and Psycho Ike ran out as well.

“Hey guys! Wait for us!”

If laughter kills, Peach, Zelda, and Samus would be six feet under.